*reblogs post before i finish reading it* wait shit i don’t agree with that
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do not make inside jokes with me because i will bring it up 17 times a day
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can i delete the failed moments of my life like i delete failed text posts
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drinking doesnt make you cool
not drinking doesnt make you cool either
you know what makes you cool
having sex with me lets focus on that
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When people talk about their significant others in their about pages I just think of this
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